Keep Calm and Listen To Your Heart
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ProductType T-shirt

Keep Calm and Listen To Your Heart

You look a little down, Joey… what happened, did your dick run off? Oh – sorry to hear that. But that’s ok! Because now you can listen to your heart instead! Look, it says so right on this MAMD-themed Keep Calm shirt. It may not help you with your little… situation. It’ll just help you feel a tiny bit better when you’re crying alone in the chorus room!
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Vneck-shirt

You've selected V-Neck (Click Here for Sizing Details). It's a a slightly fitted, 100% ringspun cotton unisex v-neck t-shirt. It's softer than a puppy butt, and will fit just a little closer than a boxier unisex cut shirt. It's available in Light Pink 18x18, which you look SO good in! Automated response regardless of the color selection? Perhaps, but that doesn't make it false.

Girly-shirt

You've selected Girly (Click Here for Sizing Details). It's a a fitted, 100% ringspun cotton girl's t-shirt. It's super soft and fitted for sizes 0-14. It's available in Light Pink 18x18, which will really complement your eyes! How do I know? I'm the internet. I know everything.

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Standard-shirt

You've selected Standard (Click Here for Sizing Details). It's a a slightly fitted, 100% ringspun cotton unisex t-shirt. It's softer than a puppy butt, and will fit just a little closer than a boxier unisex cut shirt. It's available in Light Pink 18x18, which is totally your color. Says who? I'm the all-knowing internet, so I obviously know what I'm talking about.


Price
$25.00